You've almost finished the seating chart for the annual pasta dish competition, open to the whole small neighborhood of Vulonia. Just two places remain at table 12.
In the first seat, let's put {cycling link for: "gent", choices: ["someone","Mr.Withers","Chatty Patrick","Cousin Joe"]}.
And on the left, {cycling link for: "lady", choices: ["someone else","Mrs. Simple","Betty","Lady Veronica"]}.
[[OK then! ->Decision]]
You have seated {gent} next to {lady}.
[if gent === "someone" || lady === "someone else"]
You do realize 'someone' is not an actual person, right?
[continue]
[if gent === "Mr.Withers" && lady === "Mrs. Simple"]
Ah. Divorced and remarried three times. This event may queue up a fourth.
[continue]
[if gent === "Chatty Patrick" && lady === "Lady Veronica"]
You'll never hear the end of it with these two.
[continue]
[continue]
[[Hmm.->Table 12]]
happy: gent === "Chatty Patrick" && lady === "Lady Veronica"
veryHappy: gent === "Cousin Joe" && lady === "Betty"
unhappy: gent === "someone" && lady === "someone else"
veryUnhappy: gent === "Mr. Withers" && lady === "Mrs. Simple"
--
[if happy]
We're sure {gent} and {lady} will get on like a
house afire.
[continue]
[if veryHappy]
Bringing {gent} and {lady} together is the only
decent thing you have ever done.
[continue]
[if unhappy]
We're sure something happened, but no one can
remember what.
[continue]
[if veryUnhappy]
The evil encounter between {lady} and {gent}
was the first step toward disaster.
[continue]
[if !happy && !veryHappy && !unhappy && !veryUnhappy]
The evening was neither triumph nor disaster.
[continue]
{restart link, label: "Start over"}